$100 Hamburger Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt | 6014

The legendary "$100 Hamburger" is a myth of the past. In today’s economy, punching a hole in the sky to grab lunch is more like a $300 investment—and that’s before you even pay for the cheese.

We designed this graphic for the pilot who knows the real secret to affordable aviation: The Home Cockpit.

This shirt captures the ultimate victory of the flight simmer. On the left, the real-world aviator watches his wallet fly away on wings of cash. On the right, the Sim Pilot enjoys the exact same view, the same procedures, and a perfectly good burger—without burning a single drop of fuel.

It is a tribute to the smartest financial decision you can make in aviation. Wear this to your next meetup or air show as a badge of honor. It’s a conversation starter that says, "I love flying, but I also love keeping my money."

Why you'll love this design:

• The Inside Joke: Instantly relatable to anyone who has ever paid an hourly aircraft rental rate.

• The Smug Satisfaction: Celebrates the one area where simming is objectively superior to the real thing—the cost of operations.

• The Truth: Captures the reality of the "$300 Hamburger" era with wit and charm.

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Get the premium apparel experience with the Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt from Comfort Colors. Made from thick fabric and garment-dyed for a distinctive vintage look, this t-shirt provides exceptional comfort and lasting durability. The dyeing process makes this shirt pre-shrunk, preserving its shape for many washes to come.

• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Ribbed cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label